1 00:00:14,280 --> 00:00:15,881 C'mon boys we ain't got all day. 2 00:01:04,345 --> 00:01:05,345 Hey baby doll! 3 00:01:12,711 --> 00:01:13,711 Baby doll! 4 00:01:35,344 --> 00:01:36,345 Now what's next? 5 00:01:36,977 --> 00:01:37,977 Sweet Carl's. 6 00:01:38,910 --> 00:01:39,910 Ten dollars. 7 00:01:40,943 --> 00:01:41,943 Ten bucks? 8 00:01:42,544 --> 00:01:43,812 Loan delinquent, two weeks. 9 00:01:44,843 --> 00:01:45,843 Break... fingers. 10 00:01:48,510 --> 00:01:49,830 This has gotta be a mistake! 11 00:01:51,410 --> 00:01:53,170 Maybe a couple of zeros missing or something. 12 00:01:55,377 --> 00:01:56,777 I mean break fingers! For ten bucks? 13 00:01:59,043 --> 00:02:01,580 I don't see what you're so upset about, George 14 00:02:01,610 --> 00:02:04,080 I mean it ain't like we get to keep the money. 15 00:02:04,110 --> 00:02:07,112 So, what's the difference if it's ten dollars or million? 16 00:02:07,142 --> 00:02:09,742 The idea is to work ourselves up into the organization not down. 17 00:02:10,843 --> 00:02:13,780 How we gonna it by collecting milk money? 18 00:02:14,377 --> 00:02:15,377 I guess... 19 00:02:17,443 --> 00:02:18,444 What's next? 20 00:02:22,909 --> 00:02:24,829 Pickup Mr. Aorta's underwear at the cleaner's. 21 00:02:29,076 --> 00:02:30,076 What the fuck! 22 00:02:31,109 --> 00:02:32,278 Just kidding, George. 23 00:02:44,909 --> 00:02:45,909 Hey! George... 24 00:02:47,176 --> 00:02:48,278 What can I do you for? 25 00:02:50,176 --> 00:02:52,879 A manicure... what can you do me for? You know what we want. 26 00:02:52,909 --> 00:02:54,346 No... not really. 27 00:02:54,376 --> 00:02:56,912 Let me refresh your memory. 28 00:02:56,942 --> 00:02:58,902 On October 14th you borrowed money from Mr. Aorta. 29 00:02:59,376 --> 00:03:00,376 I did? 30 00:03:01,309 --> 00:03:02,389 No, he did. Yea, you did! 31 00:03:04,809 --> 00:03:06,978 Mmm, October 14th... October... 14th. 32 00:03:08,342 --> 00:03:09,643 The date rings a bell... Oh yea! 33 00:03:11,609 --> 00:03:12,910 Yea, I, my old ladies birthday. 34 00:03:14,741 --> 00:03:16,581 I borrowed ten bucks to take her out to dinner. 35 00:03:16,775 --> 00:03:17,775 Hold on. 36 00:03:18,276 --> 00:03:19,276 Ok... 37 00:03:20,376 --> 00:03:21,376 Here. Here's four 38 00:03:22,542 --> 00:03:23,822 I'll get you the rest on Friday. 39 00:03:27,608 --> 00:03:28,742 No, you're past overdue. 40 00:03:30,541 --> 00:03:31,541 Break his fingers. 41 00:03:33,775 --> 00:03:35,911 Hey... hey! 42 00:03:35,941 --> 00:03:37,845 You're gonna break my fingers for a ten dollar loan? 43 00:03:37,875 --> 00:03:39,778 You gotta be kidding... 44 00:03:39,808 --> 00:03:42,245 What do I look like a "Borges belle comedian?" 45 00:03:42,275 --> 00:03:43,955 Wait! George! I've... taken you fishing! 46 00:03:45,041 --> 00:03:46,277 I gave you lobsters! 47 00:03:48,508 --> 00:03:51,077 It was a very good lobster, George. 48 00:03:51,107 --> 00:03:52,907 Yea! I can't mend nets with busted fingers. 49 00:03:54,275 --> 00:03:55,555 You bust 'em my family don't eat. 50 00:03:56,775 --> 00:03:58,277 For God sake, it was only ten bucks! 51 00:04:04,508 --> 00:04:05,508 Alright, alright. 52 00:04:06,907 --> 00:04:07,907 Aww, thanks! 53 00:04:09,275 --> 00:04:10,342 You're a true friend. 54 00:04:12,408 --> 00:04:13,876 Ow! God, you broke my fucking nose! 55 00:04:16,174 --> 00:04:17,477 George... 56 00:04:17,507 --> 00:04:18,787 Well now he can fix his nets! 57 00:04:24,308 --> 00:04:25,308 George! Dip! 58 00:04:26,274 --> 00:04:27,274 Hi, Ruffo. 59 00:04:28,540 --> 00:04:29,575 DeMarco, he's dead. 60 00:04:30,907 --> 00:04:31,947 What you talking about? 61 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:36,100 He died about an hour ago. In some kind of accident. 62 00:04:39,340 --> 00:04:40,375 Poor DeMarco. 63 00:04:44,139 --> 00:04:45,444 Why you smiling? 64 00:04:45,474 --> 00:04:46,474 Why am I smiling? 65 00:04:48,274 --> 00:04:50,555 Because I just got my acceptance letter to medical school. 66 00:04:51,274 --> 00:04:52,274 Dip... 67 00:04:52,973 --> 00:04:53,973 DeMarco's dead. 68 00:04:55,939 --> 00:04:56,939 I know he's dead. 69 00:04:59,073 --> 00:05:01,643 I just don't know why that would make you smile. 70 00:05:01,673 --> 00:05:03,793 First, he was an asshole, so he should rot in hell. 71 00:05:04,839 --> 00:05:07,509 Second, he was conciliary to Aorta for you non Italians. 72 00:05:10,274 --> 00:05:11,708 He's number two on the totem pole. 73 00:05:13,106 --> 00:05:14,106 So... 74 00:05:15,806 --> 00:05:16,806 Don't you get it? 75 00:05:17,939 --> 00:05:18,939 It's my turn at bat! 76 00:05:19,973 --> 00:05:20,973 My turn to move up. 77 00:05:30,339 --> 00:05:31,339 What's so funny? 78 00:05:33,072 --> 00:05:34,440 "Concigliary" Gianfranco... 79 00:05:38,273 --> 00:05:39,273 Yea... 80 00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:40,540 Come on George... 81 00:05:42,573 --> 00:05:43,933 Think of all the guys ahead of you. 82 00:05:44,573 --> 00:05:46,641 Glasso, Madariaga, Revell... 83 00:05:49,672 --> 00:05:51,152 Well those guys are pieces of shit. 84 00:05:52,638 --> 00:05:55,638 And I'd stop laughing if I were you, McKenzie, before I bust your Irish ass! 85 00:05:56,172 --> 00:05:57,340 I'm better than those jerks. 86 00:05:58,438 --> 00:05:59,438 I deserve the job. 87 00:06:00,905 --> 00:06:01,905 I know that George. 88 00:06:03,306 --> 00:06:04,407 No disagreement here. 89 00:06:07,672 --> 00:06:08,952 Well then let's go celebrate. 90 00:06:14,405 --> 00:06:15,406 Beat it beefcake! 91 00:06:22,004 --> 00:06:23,004 Ay, look. 92 00:06:24,305 --> 00:06:25,665 It's my cheapest, rudest, customer. 93 00:06:27,272 --> 00:06:29,472 Ah gee, Carol, why do you always have to be so vague? 94 00:06:29,572 --> 00:06:30,572 Get off it, Jorge. 95 00:06:32,305 --> 00:06:35,342 You're the only jerk I know who tries to pay me in installments. 96 00:06:35,372 --> 00:06:36,932 Like I'm a toaster oven from Hershman's. 97 00:06:38,272 --> 00:06:40,352 You know we love to chat with you but Dip and I... 98 00:06:41,405 --> 00:06:42,805 We don't come here for conversation. 99 00:06:45,037 --> 00:06:47,077 Sorry, Jorge, I don't accept your checks no more. 100 00:06:49,037 --> 00:06:50,037 I got cold cash! 101 00:06:53,004 --> 00:06:54,004 Ok. 102 00:06:56,071 --> 00:06:57,071 But I go with, Dip. 103 00:06:59,004 --> 00:07:00,884 You can have my beautiful new partner, Glorice. 104 00:07:02,337 --> 00:07:03,405 Just arrived on the dock. 105 00:07:04,404 --> 00:07:05,404 C'mon, Dip. 106 00:07:05,971 --> 00:07:06,971 No, no, no. 107 00:07:09,737 --> 00:07:12,057 I ain't getting stuck with your so-called beauties anymore. 108 00:07:13,003 --> 00:07:15,607 What are you talking about? 109 00:07:15,637 --> 00:07:18,077 Does the name Henrietta Harry Hopkins mean anything to you? 110 00:07:18,371 --> 00:07:20,407 Or Teresa Two-Ton Tompkins? 111 00:07:20,437 --> 00:07:21,437 Relax, Jorge. 112 00:07:22,803 --> 00:07:24,123 This Glorice, she's a looker Papi. 113 00:07:26,571 --> 00:07:27,638 No... I ain't buying. 114 00:07:30,337 --> 00:07:32,939 Dip my boy... your turn to fall on the grenade. 115 00:07:34,404 --> 00:07:35,404 Glorice! 116 00:07:36,470 --> 00:07:37,471 We got customers. 117 00:07:46,670 --> 00:07:47,950 I'd like to introduce you to Dip. 118 00:07:51,070 --> 00:07:52,070 Hi. 119 00:07:56,336 --> 00:07:57,404 Dip's with chicka. 120 00:08:05,836 --> 00:08:06,836 My name's George. 121 00:08:18,169 --> 00:08:19,169 George. 122 00:08:19,869 --> 00:08:21,273 What baby? 123 00:08:21,303 --> 00:08:22,404 We can't. We can't. 124 00:08:25,469 --> 00:08:28,029 Well there are certain female functions which occur once a month. 125 00:08:34,535 --> 00:08:36,505 I coulda had Chicka, why didn't you tell me? 126 00:08:36,535 --> 00:08:38,472 I don't believe it. 127 00:08:38,502 --> 00:08:40,262 For one I thought I thought you were cute. 128 00:08:40,302 --> 00:08:41,302 Cute! 129 00:08:42,569 --> 00:08:43,603 A bunny rabbit's cute. 130 00:08:45,469 --> 00:08:46,570 George Giafranco... 131 00:08:47,735 --> 00:08:48,735 Is good looking. 132 00:08:50,569 --> 00:08:52,609 And two, I thought I could please you in other ways. 133 00:08:53,802 --> 00:08:54,802 Like what? 134 00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:01,900 I'm sure you all know why I called this meeting. 135 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:03,268 Earlier today 136 00:10:05,433 --> 00:10:08,236 an accident down at the docks involving a crate filled with tuna fish 137 00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:12,201 resulted in the death of Richie DeMarco. 138 00:10:14,467 --> 00:10:15,934 Conciliary DeMarco was a brutal man, 139 00:10:17,733 --> 00:10:19,235 who killed without conscience. 140 00:10:21,000 --> 00:10:23,320 A man who never once felt sympathy for those he terrorized. 141 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:28,069 In fact... he was never happy unless 142 00:10:28,099 --> 00:10:29,899 another human being somewhere in this world 143 00:10:30,733 --> 00:10:31,733 was suffering. 144 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:35,100 It was because of these endearing qualities 145 00:10:36,966 --> 00:10:38,886 that conciliary DeMarco will be missed by us all. 146 00:10:41,467 --> 00:10:42,701 A moment of silence, please. 147 00:10:45,333 --> 00:10:47,013 Ok, now on to some weekly business matters. 148 00:10:48,233 --> 00:10:49,868 Happy birthday Mr. Aorta! 149 00:10:54,599 --> 00:10:57,102 For he's a jolly good fellow, 150 00:10:57,132 --> 00:11:02,272 for he's a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow 151 00:11:03,332 --> 00:11:05,434 which no body can deny. 152 00:11:08,266 --> 00:11:09,666 Count 'em boys they're all there. 153 00:11:11,632 --> 00:11:13,792 For once I wish you boys would have shortchanged me. 154 00:11:21,699 --> 00:11:23,802 Oh course we've got some presents for ya. 155 00:11:23,832 --> 00:11:27,035 Ah guys, you shouldn't have, 156 00:11:27,065 --> 00:11:29,835 but since you already bought them I might as well open them. 157 00:11:29,865 --> 00:11:32,001 Why didn't you tell me it was his birthday? 158 00:11:32,031 --> 00:11:33,633 I'm sorry George, I completely forgot. 159 00:11:34,965 --> 00:11:36,267 It's a .45 silver plated. 160 00:11:37,266 --> 00:11:38,266 Custom made. 161 00:11:39,065 --> 00:11:40,065 Nice... 162 00:11:42,266 --> 00:11:43,568 Very nice. 163 00:11:43,598 --> 00:11:46,001 You two don't have a present? 164 00:11:46,031 --> 00:11:47,951 Is that something you deduced all by yourself? 165 00:11:49,831 --> 00:11:51,333 Good luck getting the new position. 166 00:11:55,265 --> 00:11:56,705 Personalized brass knuckles, Boss. 167 00:11:58,265 --> 00:12:00,901 I had your name inscribed backwards, 168 00:12:00,931 --> 00:12:02,931 so you could leave your name on your victim's face. 169 00:12:05,265 --> 00:12:06,399 Very thoughtful, Ruffo. 170 00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:12,851 Well Boss since you're a special guy. 171 00:12:14,698 --> 00:12:17,501 Dip and I got you a special gift, very special. 172 00:12:20,598 --> 00:12:22,867 And uh, it's not here now but uh it's a date. 173 00:12:25,598 --> 00:12:26,758 I think you're gonna like it. 174 00:12:27,930 --> 00:12:28,930 Trust me. 175 00:12:29,897 --> 00:12:31,335 What's her name? 176 00:12:31,365 --> 00:12:32,632 It's uh... Glorice. 177 00:12:41,697 --> 00:12:42,697 Good day ladies! 178 00:12:45,430 --> 00:12:48,667 Listen cheapskate, nobody shortchanges my friend after she wets his wick. 179 00:12:52,497 --> 00:12:55,217 What the hell are you talking about? >> It's ok Chicka, let him go. 180 00:12:59,697 --> 00:13:01,497 The money you paid me was counterfeit, George. 181 00:13:03,163 --> 00:13:05,432 It was? Really? Awe, I'm sorry I didn't know. 182 00:13:07,697 --> 00:13:08,697 Here. 183 00:13:12,663 --> 00:13:14,823 Hey, hey, I got it at the bank this morning, it's good. 184 00:13:15,264 --> 00:13:16,265 I sweat to God. 185 00:13:19,063 --> 00:13:21,503 Something gives me the feeling you're not just here to chat. 186 00:13:22,330 --> 00:13:23,330 Glorice... uh... 187 00:13:25,264 --> 00:13:27,545 We was wondering if you could perform your oral specialty. 188 00:13:28,396 --> 00:13:30,933 On which one of you? 189 00:13:30,963 --> 00:13:32,866 No, no, it's not for us. It's for our boss, Mr. Aorta. 190 00:13:32,896 --> 00:13:33,896 It's his birthday. 191 00:13:35,096 --> 00:13:36,936 That's Joey "The Heart" Aorta! The mob boss? 192 00:13:39,029 --> 00:13:41,429 He runs this town... forget it Glorice! The man's a murderer. 193 00:13:42,696 --> 00:13:45,056 Let me get this straight, you want a blowjob certificate? 194 00:13:49,128 --> 00:13:50,128 Yea. 195 00:13:51,962 --> 00:13:53,642 $50 dollars up front and no funny money. 196 00:13:55,329 --> 00:13:56,797 $50 bucks for a lousy hummer? 197 00:13:58,263 --> 00:13:59,263 Too much! 198 00:14:00,862 --> 00:14:03,366 It's high... but if you went to the trouble 199 00:14:03,396 --> 00:14:04,876 of finding me you must really need me. 200 00:14:05,995 --> 00:14:06,995 $30. 201 00:14:11,162 --> 00:14:12,162 Alright, $50, 202 00:14:14,728 --> 00:14:16,928 but you better be sucking harder than Dorothy's tornado. 203 00:14:24,028 --> 00:14:26,668 Where the hell is this broad of yours? >> Oh she'll be here soon. 204 00:14:27,095 --> 00:14:28,397 Boss... you're gonna love her. 205 00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:32,998 Gianfranco, how could I possibly love her 206 00:14:33,028 --> 00:14:34,264 when I've never even seen her? 207 00:14:35,094 --> 00:14:36,094 I just know. 208 00:14:39,328 --> 00:14:40,796 Georgie, things going good? 209 00:14:42,061 --> 00:14:44,131 Things going good? 210 00:14:44,161 --> 00:14:46,365 Glorice ain't here and Aorta's holding me responsible, 211 00:14:46,395 --> 00:14:47,629 things couldn't be worse! 212 00:14:49,894 --> 00:14:50,894 Hey! Hey! 213 00:14:51,295 --> 00:14:52,295 Chow mein! 214 00:14:53,262 --> 00:14:54,329 What are you doing! 215 00:14:55,894 --> 00:14:58,014 Believe it or not wop asshole, it's called cooking. 216 00:15:00,061 --> 00:15:02,741 No, no, no, this is a Sicilian restaurant we don't want fried rat. 217 00:15:02,794 --> 00:15:03,794 Hey let go! 218 00:15:04,727 --> 00:15:06,064 I'm the cook. >> Says who? 219 00:15:06,094 --> 00:15:07,094 Says Mr. Lucizzi. 220 00:15:08,694 --> 00:15:11,531 Mr. Lucizzi hired me because I'm a good cook. 221 00:15:11,561 --> 00:15:13,263 I work hard for the money. Sicilian food... 222 00:15:17,327 --> 00:15:19,007 So you leave me alone. Don't call me names. 223 00:15:20,727 --> 00:15:23,087 I'm gonna make your boss the best Sicilian food he ever had. 224 00:15:26,993 --> 00:15:29,797 Alright, that must be her. I guess we're stuck with you 225 00:15:29,827 --> 00:15:31,731 well make it good. And no sweet and sour spaghetti. 226 00:15:31,761 --> 00:15:32,761 Please! 227 00:15:33,427 --> 00:15:34,562 You real funny man! 228 00:15:36,893 --> 00:15:38,373 Yea... I'm a fucking joke a minute. 229 00:15:48,093 --> 00:15:49,262 Glorice is here. 230 00:15:50,261 --> 00:15:51,261 You're late! 231 00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:54,600 Um... she had a problem with the taxi, Boss. 232 00:15:56,026 --> 00:15:58,307 Gianfranco, let the broad make up her own damn excuses. 233 00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:01,286 First of all I'm a woman not a broad. 234 00:16:03,426 --> 00:16:06,330 And second I would hardly call 45 extra 235 00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:08,120 minutes for a woman to make an arrival, late. 236 00:16:21,925 --> 00:16:24,862 How's things going out there, George? 237 00:16:24,892 --> 00:16:26,962 Terrible, they haven't said a kind word to each other. 238 00:16:26,992 --> 00:16:27,992 Food's ready. 239 00:16:29,992 --> 00:16:32,392 This better be good. Or I'm gonna kill your entire family. 240 00:16:34,925 --> 00:16:36,525 I have feeling you very unhappy child. 241 00:17:07,958 --> 00:17:08,958 The cook... 242 00:17:10,058 --> 00:17:11,698 Yea? >> What part of Sicily is he from? 243 00:17:13,759 --> 00:17:14,793 The East. The far east. 244 00:17:17,325 --> 00:17:18,325 I could tell. 245 00:17:19,492 --> 00:17:20,492 The man has talent. 246 00:17:21,492 --> 00:17:22,826 We'll let him know Mr. Aorta. 247 00:17:25,525 --> 00:17:27,045 Hey you. Give me some of that bread. 248 00:17:28,891 --> 00:17:30,331 The name's Glorice, not "Hey you." 249 00:17:32,091 --> 00:17:33,091 Gianfranco... 250 00:17:34,958 --> 00:17:36,598 The wine, the food, the place, first rate. 251 00:17:39,324 --> 00:17:40,325 But the broad... 252 00:17:45,591 --> 00:17:46,825 You know Mr. Aorta, 253 00:17:48,691 --> 00:17:51,091 I know who you are and what you do but I'm not afraid of you. 254 00:17:52,958 --> 00:17:54,260 Do not call me a broad! 255 00:17:55,858 --> 00:17:56,858 I'm the man here! 256 00:17:57,957 --> 00:17:58,957 I make the rules. 257 00:18:00,324 --> 00:18:01,924 And I'll call you anything I want. Broad! 258 00:18:05,458 --> 00:18:06,959 And I wanna talk to you... and to you! 259 00:18:15,458 --> 00:18:17,178 You're the first woman to stand up to me. 260 00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:19,890 Me... I like that. 261 00:18:21,723 --> 00:18:22,723 Incredible. 262 00:18:24,090 --> 00:18:25,970 I almost couldn't believe it neither, George. 263 00:18:26,990 --> 00:18:28,110 I think he really likes her. 264 00:18:32,623 --> 00:18:34,063 Ben, you mick bastard... two more. 265 00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:36,156 Hey. 266 00:18:38,257 --> 00:18:39,257 Two more it'll be. 267 00:18:48,523 --> 00:18:49,524 Thank you, Ben. 268 00:18:53,290 --> 00:18:54,291 Oh, Georgie... 269 00:18:57,089 --> 00:18:59,227 There a problem? 270 00:18:59,257 --> 00:19:00,657 George Gianfranco with a problem? 271 00:19:02,922 --> 00:19:05,722 You are looking at the man who set up the boss with a number one broad. 272 00:19:06,989 --> 00:19:07,989 Glorice. 273 00:19:08,656 --> 00:19:09,656 Cheers. 274 00:19:12,556 --> 00:19:14,291 Conciliary... 275 00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:16,923 Conciliary. 276 00:19:18,856 --> 00:19:19,856 Conciliary... 277 00:19:27,656 --> 00:19:29,736 The first thing... the first thing I'm gonna do is. 278 00:19:32,389 --> 00:19:34,258 I'm gonna buy some new "minolian." 279 00:19:35,889 --> 00:19:37,689 And then I'm gonna get... George, look who. 280 00:19:40,256 --> 00:19:41,456 It's the bosses girlfriend. 281 00:19:43,489 --> 00:19:45,329 Why don't we invite her to join us for a drink. 282 00:20:51,554 --> 00:20:52,834 Is it really such a big deal? 283 00:20:55,620 --> 00:20:56,921 What are you talking about? 284 00:20:58,687 --> 00:21:00,256 Why don't we just tell Mr. Aorta? 285 00:21:01,387 --> 00:21:02,521 I know he seems tough. 286 00:21:04,520 --> 00:21:06,720 But I think deep down he's an understanding kind of guy. 287 00:21:08,354 --> 00:21:09,354 You're kidding. 288 00:21:11,487 --> 00:21:13,367 Maybe honesty is the best policy here George. 289 00:21:16,454 --> 00:21:17,488 Mr. Aorta... 290 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:20,521 We cannot tell a lie... 291 00:21:23,254 --> 00:21:25,814 We accidentally set you up with a man dressed in women's clothes. 292 00:21:26,254 --> 00:21:27,254 You know, a he-she. 293 00:21:28,719 --> 00:21:29,719 No problem! 294 00:21:30,886 --> 00:21:32,224 Forget about it... 295 00:21:32,254 --> 00:21:33,355 Yea sure. Why not? 296 00:21:36,454 --> 00:21:37,934 I mean the guy's got a sense of humor. 297 00:21:39,287 --> 00:21:40,567 It'll all end up as a great joke. 298 00:21:42,019 --> 00:21:43,488 Something we can all laugh about. 299 00:21:50,586 --> 00:21:51,586 I can't believe it. 300 00:21:53,619 --> 00:21:54,819 I have found the missing link. 301 00:21:58,152 --> 00:21:59,152 What? 302 00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:01,254 What are you saying? 303 00:22:02,253 --> 00:22:03,354 What am I saying? 304 00:22:04,453 --> 00:22:05,487 You are the missing link. 305 00:22:07,253 --> 00:22:11,088 I mean no primate can talk, no human being can be so naive. 306 00:22:11,118 --> 00:22:12,998 You wanna hear about Mr. Aorta's sense of humor? 307 00:22:15,253 --> 00:22:17,655 He's giving us some shoes two sizes too 308 00:22:17,685 --> 00:22:19,285 big to see which one of us sinks fastest. 309 00:22:22,386 --> 00:22:23,420 That ain't so funny. 310 00:22:38,452 --> 00:22:39,452 Just a second. 311 00:22:40,852 --> 00:22:41,953 George, Dip, come on in. 312 00:22:47,018 --> 00:22:49,138 Um... we wanna talk to you Glorice about Mr. Aorta. 313 00:22:50,585 --> 00:22:52,688 Right, in fact I'd like to thank you boys for 314 00:22:52,718 --> 00:22:55,755 introducing me to your generous friend. 315 00:22:55,785 --> 00:22:58,345 Actually we don't think you should be going out with him again. 316 00:23:00,585 --> 00:23:02,487 I'll uh... just let me put it this way... 317 00:23:03,917 --> 00:23:05,717 We don't think you're uh woman enough for him. 318 00:23:08,084 --> 00:23:09,924 I was woman enough for you wasn't I, George? 319 00:23:11,917 --> 00:23:13,519 You ain't gonna get your $50 bucks. 320 00:23:14,517 --> 00:23:15,618 What $50 bucks? 321 00:23:16,484 --> 00:23:19,355 You know the 50 bucks we was 322 00:23:19,385 --> 00:23:20,821 gonna give you for going out with him again. 323 00:23:20,851 --> 00:23:21,851 What's so funny? 324 00:23:23,817 --> 00:23:25,777 Look Dip, Joey sent it over to me this morning. 325 00:23:27,951 --> 00:23:29,353 Must be worth over 1000 bucks. 326 00:23:32,417 --> 00:23:34,577 I'm gonna milk your mob boss for everything he's worth. 327 00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:40,251 Bye boys. 328 00:23:45,016 --> 00:23:47,321 When Ipsum wrote an "Enemy of the People" he 329 00:23:47,351 --> 00:23:50,554 intended for Doctor Stockman... you 330 00:23:50,584 --> 00:23:53,520 to represent individualism and virility. 331 00:23:55,783 --> 00:23:58,253 Uh excuse me Mr. Kirk but ain't this Doctor Stockman a man? 332 00:24:00,016 --> 00:24:01,016 My dear... 333 00:24:03,317 --> 00:24:05,677 In Shakespearean times the female roles were played by men 334 00:24:07,616 --> 00:24:09,456 eliminating the jobs of thousands of actresses. 335 00:24:10,650 --> 00:24:13,420 Well I'm trying to right a wrong by giving 336 00:24:13,450 --> 00:24:15,290 you actresses the chance to play all the roles! 337 00:24:16,516 --> 00:24:17,516 Understand? >> I guess. 338 00:24:18,950 --> 00:24:20,630 Well now, try it again but with feeling. 339 00:24:24,083 --> 00:24:26,483 The strongest man in the world is he who stands most alone. 340 00:24:29,082 --> 00:24:30,251 Good enough. 341 00:24:32,015 --> 00:24:34,618 Now give those customers a show! 342 00:24:46,483 --> 00:24:48,643 Well now come on then gentleman, make yourself at home. 343 00:24:50,115 --> 00:24:51,115 Sit down there. 344 00:24:53,049 --> 00:24:54,251 Little nectar... 345 00:24:55,815 --> 00:24:56,815 For the soul. 346 00:24:59,049 --> 00:25:00,049 There we go! 347 00:25:02,515 --> 00:25:03,515 Cheers! 348 00:25:05,015 --> 00:25:06,015 Cheers. >> Cheers. 349 00:25:15,915 --> 00:25:16,915 We got a problem. 350 00:25:18,114 --> 00:25:19,514 Ah, Gregory Kirk, problem solver. 351 00:25:22,249 --> 00:25:24,769 We set our boss up with some broad we don't think she's right. 352 00:25:25,715 --> 00:25:27,515 I take it your boss is a man of some power? 353 00:25:28,349 --> 00:25:30,018 Yea. >> Yea. 354 00:25:30,048 --> 00:25:31,688 You see we don't know so many women but 355 00:25:33,315 --> 00:25:36,784 seeing as how you run this strip joint we thought maybe you could... 356 00:25:36,814 --> 00:25:39,884 My dear boy Theatrum Amitorius is a reperatory theater which 357 00:25:39,914 --> 00:25:42,251 does erotic adaptions of the classics... Not a strip joint! 358 00:25:43,948 --> 00:25:46,518 Yea but that woman was naked. 359 00:25:46,548 --> 00:25:48,108 Dip sees tits and he thinks stripper. 360 00:25:50,114 --> 00:25:52,914 You need to use your reasoning and intellect not your base instincts. 361 00:25:54,514 --> 00:25:55,954 Don't worry there's hope for you yet. 362 00:25:58,581 --> 00:26:00,461 We wanna set up our boss with some actresses. 363 00:26:03,681 --> 00:26:06,121 We have talented thespians from a variety of backgrounds... 364 00:26:08,881 --> 00:26:11,921 You wouldn't imagine the competition necessary to become a classical actress. 365 00:26:12,914 --> 00:26:14,283 Tremendous competition. 366 00:26:15,314 --> 00:26:17,584 Yea it must be rough. 367 00:26:17,614 --> 00:26:19,817 Excuse me Mr. Kirk? Yes, Captain Horster? 368 00:26:19,847 --> 00:26:20,847 What's a fuhjord? 369 00:26:21,747 --> 00:26:22,747 Oh... 370 00:26:24,248 --> 00:26:25,249 That's a fjord my dear. 371 00:26:26,913 --> 00:26:27,913 What ever. 372 00:26:35,813 --> 00:26:36,813 But I like Glorice. 373 00:26:38,680 --> 00:26:40,760 If you like Glorice you're gonna love these women. 374 00:26:41,480 --> 00:26:42,983 And they're beautiful. Right, Dip? 375 00:26:43,013 --> 00:26:44,517 Not interested. 376 00:26:44,547 --> 00:26:46,249 One's got legs... to there. 377 00:26:51,447 --> 00:26:52,447 I don't think so. 378 00:26:54,313 --> 00:26:56,833 Boss, these women are nice, some of them they even tell jokes. 379 00:26:58,280 --> 00:26:59,600 A man and a duck they walk into... 380 00:27:01,713 --> 00:27:03,549 And one's got the perfect shaped jugs... 381 00:27:04,547 --> 00:27:06,282 They defy gravity... 382 00:27:07,912 --> 00:27:09,552 And a rear end like a piece of ripe fruit. 383 00:27:11,380 --> 00:27:13,220 And Dip, Dip! What's the name of the one who 384 00:27:14,413 --> 00:27:15,748 vacuums in the nude? 385 00:27:17,746 --> 00:27:20,027 Then again, Glorice and I ain't exactly married, right? 386 00:28:02,778 --> 00:28:04,818 Well you two just wasted about two hours of my time. 387 00:28:05,978 --> 00:28:08,058 Now if you'll excuse me I've got a date with Glorice. 388 00:28:13,645 --> 00:28:14,645 Boss... 389 00:28:17,279 --> 00:28:18,547 What was wrong with them? 390 00:28:20,011 --> 00:28:21,011 I can't say exactly, 391 00:28:22,945 --> 00:28:25,065 but Glorice has got something these other women don't. 392 00:28:31,011 --> 00:28:32,011 I got it... balls. 393 00:28:33,411 --> 00:28:34,546 Glorice got balls. 394 00:28:51,844 --> 00:28:54,480 Here you go boys, bon apetite. 395 00:28:56,777 --> 00:28:57,777 Thank you, Maria. 396 00:29:10,444 --> 00:29:11,478 What are you doing? 397 00:29:15,444 --> 00:29:17,564 I'm trying to figure out a solution to our problem. 398 00:29:18,477 --> 00:29:19,645 No, no I mean right now. 399 00:29:22,244 --> 00:29:24,364 I'm drinking a chocolate milkshake so fucking what! 400 00:29:27,143 --> 00:29:29,783 Maybe we should say you're trying to drink a chocolate milkshake? 401 00:29:30,009 --> 00:29:31,009 Cause you ain't able to. 402 00:29:34,009 --> 00:29:35,009 Look, George. 403 00:29:36,809 --> 00:29:39,614 I know this may not be the right time to bring this up but I 404 00:29:39,644 --> 00:29:41,644 gotta idea that could make us a million bucks easy. 405 00:29:43,843 --> 00:29:46,746 You know in case this mob thing don't workout. 406 00:29:49,344 --> 00:29:50,344 What is it? 407 00:29:52,943 --> 00:29:54,903 Why couldn't you drink your milkshake just now? 408 00:29:56,543 --> 00:29:57,823 It's too thick, I don't know. 409 00:29:59,576 --> 00:30:01,611 Or the straw is too thin, yea? 410 00:30:04,543 --> 00:30:05,710 What are you saying? 411 00:30:07,976 --> 00:30:10,746 Your standard straw is only one eighth of an inch in diameter. 412 00:30:12,809 --> 00:30:14,979 So. 413 00:30:15,009 --> 00:30:18,913 So. It is designed for a milk or a lemonade or a soda not a milkshake. 414 00:30:24,509 --> 00:30:27,389 Are you gonna give me this million dollar idea before I die of old age? 415 00:30:32,742 --> 00:30:34,377 Wide straws. 416 00:30:36,343 --> 00:30:37,943 Designed especially for thick milkshakes. 417 00:30:40,142 --> 00:30:42,182 And get this, the best part... guess what I call it? 418 00:30:43,409 --> 00:30:44,409 I give up. 419 00:30:45,942 --> 00:30:46,942 The "shrtaw." 420 00:30:51,808 --> 00:30:52,808 The "shtraw?" 421 00:30:54,442 --> 00:30:56,282 Yea, yea you know, like a shake and a straw. 422 00:30:56,975 --> 00:30:57,975 Together. 423 00:30:58,975 --> 00:30:59,975 So what do you think? 424 00:31:01,308 --> 00:31:02,308 Dip... 425 00:31:04,942 --> 00:31:07,182 There's one thing you didn't think of. And it's called... 426 00:31:08,308 --> 00:31:09,308 The spoon. 427 00:31:11,775 --> 00:31:14,845 When it's too hard to suck people use a spoon. 428 00:31:17,608 --> 00:31:18,608 Oh yea? 429 00:31:20,542 --> 00:31:22,262 So how come you didn't use a spoon just now? 430 00:31:23,741 --> 00:31:25,301 Maybe it's because he enjoys sucking. 431 00:31:28,442 --> 00:31:31,378 Hey you better back off before I crown you. 432 00:31:34,007 --> 00:31:36,677 What is it they say? We often hurt those who we love the most. 433 00:31:39,007 --> 00:31:41,687 No actually what they say is we often kill those we hate the most. 434 00:31:43,407 --> 00:31:46,244 Oh I love it when you get mad. Kinda gets me hot. 435 00:31:47,974 --> 00:31:49,276 Boy you're really disgusting. 436 00:31:51,106 --> 00:31:53,777 I don't think my little Joey would appreciate you talking to 437 00:31:53,807 --> 00:31:55,287 his girlfriend in that demeaning tone. 438 00:31:58,040 --> 00:31:59,040 Girlfriend? 439 00:32:00,507 --> 00:32:01,827 Since when are you his girlfriend? 440 00:32:03,241 --> 00:32:04,575 Since he told me last night. 441 00:32:05,940 --> 00:32:06,940 Bye boys. 442 00:32:16,140 --> 00:32:17,943 Why didn't you tell me! 443 00:32:17,973 --> 00:32:18,973 But it ain't true! 444 00:32:20,706 --> 00:32:24,211 I tell you the short position got no room for fruits like you. 445 00:32:24,241 --> 00:32:26,321 This here's Brooklyn. Listen to me, it ain't true! 446 00:32:28,973 --> 00:32:31,810 Now get out of here before I kill you. Don't even think on coming back. 447 00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:33,360 Boss, please, no! Son of a bitch. 448 00:32:42,940 --> 00:32:43,940 Are you ok, Ruffo? 449 00:32:44,640 --> 00:32:45,640 Yea. 450 00:32:47,906 --> 00:32:49,342 Gianfranco, Dip, get in here! 451 00:33:02,606 --> 00:33:05,276 With Ruffo it was obvious things weren't exactly kosher. 452 00:33:06,340 --> 00:33:07,340 If you get my drift. 453 00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:11,509 He lacks the kind of desire for women's flesh that most of 454 00:33:11,539 --> 00:33:13,241 us would consider to be natural. 455 00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:17,640 Boss. How'd you know that things were un-kosher with Ruffo? 456 00:33:18,972 --> 00:33:20,812 We went out to get some drinks at Alfie's... 457 00:33:21,572 --> 00:33:23,452 Ruffo ordered something called the Pink Panties. 458 00:33:25,639 --> 00:33:28,879 And when the waitress brings it, it's got this little umbrella sticking out of it. 459 00:33:29,039 --> 00:33:30,039 An umbrella? 460 00:33:31,739 --> 00:33:34,775 Yea... one of those little paper ones. 461 00:33:34,805 --> 00:33:37,365 But what's worse is, Ruffo doesn't even take it out of his drink. 462 00:33:39,572 --> 00:33:41,492 That's all he did? That's all he had to do! 463 00:33:42,871 --> 00:33:45,209 Cause if anyone could tell you who's a softy, 464 00:33:45,239 --> 00:33:46,639 if you get my drift, it's Joe Aorta. 465 00:33:47,838 --> 00:33:48,838 So... 466 00:33:50,572 --> 00:33:52,341 You boys got this week's protection money? 467 00:34:04,971 --> 00:34:05,971 Thanks. 468 00:34:06,538 --> 00:34:07,538 Hey! 469 00:34:09,138 --> 00:34:11,338 And I wanna talk to you about introducing me to Glorice. 470 00:34:12,804 --> 00:34:13,804 I saw her last night... 471 00:34:15,404 --> 00:34:16,572 And she's quite a woman. 472 00:34:23,070 --> 00:34:25,308 And notice please how I do not refer to someone as 473 00:34:25,338 --> 00:34:27,706 special as Glorice as a broad. 474 00:34:31,671 --> 00:34:33,711 I've dated quite a few broads in my time. But now 475 00:34:35,271 --> 00:34:36,472 I've finally met a woman. 476 00:34:38,103 --> 00:34:39,539 And I owe it all to you Gianfranco. 477 00:34:41,371 --> 00:34:43,840 No, no, no you don't owe me anything Boss. 478 00:34:43,870 --> 00:34:46,474 You would have met her in Brooklyn bowling or something. 479 00:34:46,504 --> 00:34:47,904 Bullshit. If it wasn't for you. 480 00:34:49,471 --> 00:34:51,231 I would have never met her. George, stand up. 481 00:34:53,537 --> 00:34:54,577 I said stand up! >> Right. 482 00:34:59,370 --> 00:35:02,773 Gianfranco, this is for setting me up with such an incredible woman. 483 00:35:10,270 --> 00:35:12,670 Now be in my office tomorrow at noon. For a special surprise. 484 00:35:19,303 --> 00:35:20,303 You wanna bite? 485 00:35:25,370 --> 00:35:26,638 Hey George. Something wrong? 486 00:35:31,036 --> 00:35:32,704 My life is gonna end tomorrow at noon. 487 00:35:35,002 --> 00:35:36,642 I think that qualifies as something wrong. 488 00:35:38,536 --> 00:35:40,304 What are you talking about? 489 00:35:41,370 --> 00:35:42,738 Aorta gave me the kiss of death. 490 00:35:46,036 --> 00:35:48,436 That wasn't the kiss of death. That was the kiss of thanks. 491 00:35:49,469 --> 00:35:52,029 That's the way you Italians are you're always kissing each other. 492 00:35:53,069 --> 00:35:55,405 I've been around long enough to know the kiss of death. 493 00:35:57,036 --> 00:35:58,738 It all adds up, Aorta goes out with her... 494 00:36:02,068 --> 00:36:05,339 Tries to go to third base reaches down, comes up with a frankfurter. 495 00:36:12,502 --> 00:36:14,662 I think you're getting little paranoid here Georgie. 496 00:36:16,602 --> 00:36:18,238 Easy for you to be casual... 497 00:36:20,001 --> 00:36:23,772 You weren't asked to go to Aorta's office tomorrow at noon. 498 00:36:26,035 --> 00:36:27,955 Remember when the boss kissed you last Easter? 499 00:36:29,768 --> 00:36:30,768 Yea. 500 00:36:33,401 --> 00:36:35,841 So how come you didn't cry out then about the kiss of death? 501 00:36:38,668 --> 00:36:40,828 Last Easter he didn't have a reason to have me iced. 502 00:36:44,068 --> 00:36:45,068 Now he does. 503 00:38:10,234 --> 00:38:11,701 Gianfranco, glad you made it. 504 00:38:16,599 --> 00:38:17,867 I want you to meet Micky. 505 00:38:20,633 --> 00:38:22,435 Hey George, nice to meet you. 506 00:38:24,366 --> 00:38:26,246 Micky's here as a sort of a temporary helper. 507 00:38:27,099 --> 00:38:28,099 Oh yea? 508 00:38:29,366 --> 00:38:30,734 How you gonna be with us? 509 00:38:32,566 --> 00:38:34,703 I should be done in 15 minutes of so. 510 00:38:34,733 --> 00:38:35,733 Micky! 511 00:38:37,032 --> 00:38:38,832 As long as it takes for you to finish the job. 512 00:38:40,433 --> 00:38:42,536 I don't like to brag but I can work pretty fast. 513 00:38:42,566 --> 00:38:43,934 Enough girl talk... Micky... 514 00:39:25,232 --> 00:39:26,232 Surprise! 515 00:39:28,931 --> 00:39:30,433 Congratulations to my conciliary. 516 00:39:33,831 --> 00:39:35,366 You bought it hook line and sinker. 517 00:39:36,698 --> 00:39:38,234 And to think Micky's only a baker. 518 00:39:40,432 --> 00:39:41,992 Hey George I'm sorry if I scared you. 519 00:39:43,931 --> 00:39:44,931 You got me. 520 00:39:52,597 --> 00:39:54,437 I think the desk is better over by the door. 521 00:39:55,232 --> 00:39:56,232 Why? 522 00:39:58,064 --> 00:40:01,001 Well you'll get more fresh air coming in through the hallway, 523 00:40:01,031 --> 00:40:03,111 it's something to think about in case of a heat wave. 524 00:40:04,631 --> 00:40:07,551 Yea but if I'm by the door people might think I'm Mr. Aorta's secretary. 525 00:40:08,231 --> 00:40:09,471 But you are... >> Conciliary! 526 00:40:10,297 --> 00:40:12,534 Which means? 527 00:40:12,564 --> 00:40:14,444 Which means I'm Mr. Aorta's personal advisor. 528 00:40:15,864 --> 00:40:17,499 His confidante, his problem solver. 529 00:40:19,331 --> 00:40:20,865 I make sure everything goes smoothly. 530 00:40:22,497 --> 00:40:23,777 Sounds like a secretary to me. 531 00:40:25,963 --> 00:40:28,724 Only broads are secretaries! I'm a conciliary! There's a difference! 532 00:40:28,830 --> 00:40:29,830 I see. 533 00:40:33,431 --> 00:40:35,111 Now if you don't mind, I got work to do. 534 00:40:40,096 --> 00:40:41,096 Nice tush. 535 00:40:42,396 --> 00:40:43,731 Hey, get the fuck out of here! 536 00:40:45,763 --> 00:40:47,865 George, I don't know what you're so angry about. 537 00:40:49,896 --> 00:40:52,733 I mean you get the job of your dreams plus you have a 538 00:40:52,763 --> 00:40:55,083 fabulous time with me which must be like icing on the cake. 539 00:41:02,230 --> 00:41:04,465 I did not, I repeat. 540 00:41:06,630 --> 00:41:08,232 I did not have a good time. 541 00:41:12,496 --> 00:41:15,233 So you were faking it, but you seemed so convincing. 542 00:41:18,230 --> 00:41:19,297 Especially the end. 543 00:41:34,362 --> 00:41:35,362 Coffee? >> Please. 544 00:41:55,295 --> 00:41:56,496 I need a shrink. 545 00:41:58,362 --> 00:41:59,396 Breath in. 546 00:42:01,229 --> 00:42:02,229 Breath out. 547 00:42:04,061 --> 00:42:06,101 Hey Doc... if it ain't beating don't let me know. 548 00:42:07,061 --> 00:42:08,230 I don't like bad news. 549 00:42:09,329 --> 00:42:10,696 Breath. Again. 550 00:42:15,229 --> 00:42:16,430 Have you been smart lately? 551 00:42:18,229 --> 00:42:20,510 My friend here just set me up with a sweet little dame. 552 00:42:21,028 --> 00:42:22,108 I got a reason to live now. 553 00:42:24,295 --> 00:42:25,495 I ain't lit up for four weeks. 554 00:42:27,028 --> 00:42:29,068 Mr. Aorta, your heart is better, slightly better. 555 00:42:30,428 --> 00:42:32,398 Keep taking the medication, stay off those 556 00:42:32,428 --> 00:42:33,908 stogies and avoid too much excitement. 557 00:42:35,461 --> 00:42:37,181 Hey Doc. Maybe I should take up knitting. 558 00:42:38,828 --> 00:42:39,828 Fine, Mr. Aorta. 559 00:42:44,261 --> 00:42:46,542 George, I was serious what I said to him about Glorice. 560 00:42:48,827 --> 00:42:49,827 I really like her. 561 00:42:51,228 --> 00:42:52,762 No she's a beautiful woman. 562 00:42:54,860 --> 00:42:55,860 Tonight... 563 00:42:57,027 --> 00:42:58,027 Tonight? 564 00:42:59,060 --> 00:43:00,060 Tonight... 565 00:43:01,394 --> 00:43:02,729 What do you mean Boss? 566 00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:05,295 You know, the birds and the bees. 567 00:43:07,328 --> 00:43:08,562 Are you sure about that? 568 00:43:10,127 --> 00:43:11,362 Yea. I mean I love her. 569 00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:13,461 That's for sure. 570 00:43:16,627 --> 00:43:19,067 Well then maybe you should wait, you know, not for nothing. 571 00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:22,600 Women you like you sleep with, a woman you love, waiting it better. 572 00:43:24,126 --> 00:43:25,428 I know... but I can't help it! 573 00:43:26,860 --> 00:43:27,860 I'm impatient. 574 00:43:29,527 --> 00:43:30,928 What about what the church says? 575 00:43:32,227 --> 00:43:33,227 The church? 576 00:43:35,126 --> 00:43:37,646 Gianfranco, you think it makes a difference to the guy upstairs? 577 00:43:39,126 --> 00:43:40,966 I've already broken every commandment there is. 578 00:43:42,393 --> 00:43:45,530 I don't think one small indiscretion is gonna make one whole hell of a difference. 579 00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:46,560 Do you? 580 00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:51,662 Well what about what the Doc says? You know not too much excitement... 581 00:43:51,692 --> 00:43:53,612 Gianfranco, is there something wrong with her? 582 00:43:55,526 --> 00:43:58,295 No... I just want this to work out for you two. 583 00:44:00,092 --> 00:44:01,228 Oh ok. 584 00:44:11,826 --> 00:44:13,706 You know my father Joe "The Boss" used to say... 585 00:44:15,992 --> 00:44:19,396 There's only two things you say to a woman, get over here, and get out of here. 586 00:44:21,226 --> 00:44:22,293 Well, get over here. 587 00:44:24,259 --> 00:44:26,361 Oh Joe you're such an animal. 588 00:44:29,226 --> 00:44:30,260 Oops. 589 00:44:36,758 --> 00:44:39,728 Hey Boss, Marciano's fighting at The Garden 590 00:44:39,758 --> 00:44:41,493 you wanna take Glorice to see the fight? 591 00:44:44,525 --> 00:44:46,227 Gianfranco, can't you see we're busy? 592 00:44:48,458 --> 00:44:50,418 If I want the sports calendar I'll read the paper. 593 00:44:51,758 --> 00:44:52,758 Just checking. 594 00:44:58,558 --> 00:44:59,678 Hey Boss. >> Now what is it? 595 00:45:01,858 --> 00:45:04,139 You want me to drive so you can take Glorice to dinner? 596 00:45:06,058 --> 00:45:08,498 That's it, Gianfranco, out of the car! I wanna talk to you. 597 00:45:15,591 --> 00:45:17,927 Gianfranco, what is it with you? 598 00:45:19,857 --> 00:45:23,094 What do you mean? What do I mean? 599 00:45:23,124 --> 00:45:26,827 You keep interrupting us every 10 seconds. I thought you were a friend here. 600 00:45:26,857 --> 00:45:29,737 I am but I've never been conciliary, I wanna make sure things go right. 601 00:45:32,624 --> 00:45:35,624 You ever consider that shutting up might be what I need from a conciliary! 602 00:45:37,790 --> 00:45:40,827 Hey look, I'm sorry, don't worry about it, I know you're 603 00:45:40,857 --> 00:45:43,261 trying you're best, maybe you should just wait out here 604 00:45:43,291 --> 00:45:44,726 and things will work out better. 605 00:45:45,857 --> 00:45:46,858 Besides... 606 00:45:48,990 --> 00:45:51,194 It's a little tough getting it up with another guy around. 607 00:45:51,224 --> 00:45:52,358 You know? 608 00:45:56,824 --> 00:45:57,824 Where were we? 609 00:46:19,357 --> 00:46:20,357 What's wrong! 610 00:46:21,589 --> 00:46:22,924 Well Joey, it's a female thing. 611 00:46:24,889 --> 00:46:25,889 Oh... I get it. 612 00:46:28,089 --> 00:46:29,409 I'm sorry, it's not your fault. 613 00:46:30,956 --> 00:46:31,956 I guess. 614 00:46:33,224 --> 00:46:34,225 Just bad timing. 615 00:46:36,423 --> 00:46:37,903 But maybe there is something I can do. 616 00:47:44,255 --> 00:47:45,689 Gianfranco, guess what? 617 00:47:47,222 --> 00:47:48,323 I don't know. 618 00:47:49,987 --> 00:47:51,689 Glorice and I we're getting married! 619 00:47:56,121 --> 00:47:57,523 You sure about this? 620 00:47:59,522 --> 00:48:02,242 After Rita, God rest her soul I didn't think I could do it again, 621 00:48:03,121 --> 00:48:04,121 but Glorice... 622 00:48:07,222 --> 00:48:09,422 She makes me feel like a kid. I see things in color now. 623 00:48:11,054 --> 00:48:13,254 The green trees, the smell of the air, can you smell it? 624 00:48:14,854 --> 00:48:15,854 Yea. 625 00:48:17,687 --> 00:48:19,927 C'mon, really smell it with me! Breath in, breath out. 626 00:48:20,854 --> 00:48:22,223 Breath in, breath out. 627 00:48:25,221 --> 00:48:26,422 I think I'm ready for more. 628 00:48:33,387 --> 00:48:34,455 Where were we? 629 00:48:37,221 --> 00:48:38,255 I'm gonna miss you. 630 00:48:39,986 --> 00:48:42,191 Oh Joey, you're only gonna be gone an hour. 631 00:48:42,221 --> 00:48:43,741 45 minutes. But it's still too long. 632 00:48:44,786 --> 00:48:45,787 My sweet little cannoli. 633 00:48:51,487 --> 00:48:52,688 Gianfranco, I'll be back soon. 634 00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:55,920 Boss. 635 00:48:56,620 --> 00:48:57,821 I was talking to Glorice. 636 00:49:07,220 --> 00:49:09,981 Why do I get the feeling... you're gonna tell me you're in love now? 637 00:49:11,620 --> 00:49:13,820 I can't believe it, you still haven't figured it out? 638 00:49:15,386 --> 00:49:16,746 I think I overestimated you George. 639 00:49:19,353 --> 00:49:22,553 As soon as I become Mrs. Joey "The Heart" Aorta I'm going to blackmail your boss. 640 00:49:27,220 --> 00:49:29,690 And what do you think Mr. Aorta is gonna do when he 641 00:49:29,720 --> 00:49:31,955 finds out you're blackmailing him? 642 00:49:31,985 --> 00:49:33,287 He's going to p. A. y. 643 00:49:35,520 --> 00:49:39,490 Babycakes, no he's not. He's going to k. I. L. l. 644 00:49:42,619 --> 00:49:45,689 No... because if he tries any funny stuff everything will 645 00:49:45,719 --> 00:49:47,254 go straight to the Brooklyn newspapers. 646 00:49:49,685 --> 00:49:52,422 You see I've worked out this little system with safety 647 00:49:52,452 --> 00:49:54,454 deposit boxes and friendly reporters, smart huh? 648 00:49:57,419 --> 00:49:58,620 And what about me? 649 00:50:00,352 --> 00:50:02,589 I mean what happens to me after the wedding? 650 00:50:02,619 --> 00:50:05,822 After you so cleverly blackmail Mr. Aorta. 651 00:50:05,852 --> 00:50:08,772 Well George, to be quite honest I haven't really thought about that one. 652 00:50:20,519 --> 00:50:21,519 Attractive lady. 653 00:50:24,018 --> 00:50:26,538 It's gotta get done in 48 hours. >> Yea, Mr. Briles by Friday. 654 00:50:29,784 --> 00:50:32,521 It ain't hard, you just line her up and kill her. 655 00:50:36,851 --> 00:50:37,851 It ain't what? 656 00:50:39,984 --> 00:50:41,753 It ain't hard, it ain't not too hard. Yea. 657 00:50:44,084 --> 00:50:45,653 What I do ain't easy. 658 00:50:47,251 --> 00:50:48,251 It's an art. 659 00:50:49,084 --> 00:50:50,320 And it can't be rushed. 660 00:50:52,518 --> 00:50:55,478 Think Michelangelo had to punch a clock when he painted the Sistine Chapel? 661 00:50:56,851 --> 00:50:58,931 Just make sure she ain't breathing when it's done. 662 00:50:59,551 --> 00:51:00,852 There's more to it than that. 663 00:51:02,618 --> 00:51:04,453 What happens if a witness recognizes me? 664 00:51:06,850 --> 00:51:09,488 And alibi's, I provide an alibi for each one of 665 00:51:09,518 --> 00:51:11,453 my customers in case something goes down. 666 00:51:14,750 --> 00:51:17,553 I never thought of that stuff before Georgie. 667 00:51:17,583 --> 00:51:19,953 And it's always something different, another challenge. 668 00:51:19,983 --> 00:51:21,319 You heard of Chaulky Brigamo? 669 00:51:25,117 --> 00:51:26,752 You whacked Chaulky Brigamo? 670 00:51:29,050 --> 00:51:31,130 The guy was guarded around the clock, never alone. 671 00:51:33,117 --> 00:51:36,287 Except for every day at noon when he used the time to 672 00:51:36,317 --> 00:51:38,157 catch up on the sports page in piece and quiet. 673 00:51:39,417 --> 00:51:40,618 While sitting on his throne. 674 00:51:42,217 --> 00:51:43,577 Cause he thought it was safe there. 675 00:51:45,350 --> 00:51:48,453 After two weeks of research I designed a bullet that 676 00:51:48,483 --> 00:51:50,443 bounces off lead pipes but penetrates human flesh. 677 00:52:11,317 --> 00:52:12,877 And that was the end of Chaulky Brigamo. 678 00:52:15,317 --> 00:52:16,317 Incredible. 679 00:52:17,317 --> 00:52:18,317 Really incredible. 680 00:52:19,616 --> 00:52:21,218 His wife and kids didn't think so. 681 00:52:22,816 --> 00:52:24,318 But hey... that's his problem. 682 00:53:48,515 --> 00:53:49,955 Get that fucking thing outta here. 683 00:53:52,647 --> 00:53:54,416 But George... give it a try. 684 00:53:56,114 --> 00:53:57,216 It works. >> Now! 685 00:54:12,514 --> 00:54:14,594 Are you sure that... a hitman is really necessary? 686 00:54:19,314 --> 00:54:21,716 Dip, we went over this. Now I don't like killing neither. 687 00:54:24,580 --> 00:54:26,740 It's Glorice's fault, I mean she's making it necessary. 688 00:54:27,514 --> 00:54:28,715 That's not what I meant. 689 00:54:30,580 --> 00:54:33,583 I've been thinking about our problem here. 690 00:54:33,613 --> 00:54:36,549 And it's based on the theory that Aorta would flip out if he 691 00:54:36,579 --> 00:54:38,417 found out that Glorice was a man... but consider this 692 00:54:38,447 --> 00:54:40,349 maybe Aorta knows. 693 00:54:46,613 --> 00:54:50,283 Are you implying that Joey "The Heart" Aorta prefers men over broads? 694 00:54:53,779 --> 00:54:55,499 Something to think about. You're gone! 695 00:54:57,213 --> 00:54:58,614 He's the straightest man I know. 696 00:55:00,213 --> 00:55:01,813 Well show me proof. He was married! 697 00:55:03,078 --> 00:55:05,783 Yea, yea for like a year or something, big deal. 698 00:55:05,813 --> 00:55:08,816 The man's a complete womanizer! >> Yea so we heard. 699 00:55:08,846 --> 00:55:10,948 But have you ever seen him with a woman? 700 00:55:10,978 --> 00:55:13,683 A million times! 701 00:55:13,713 --> 00:55:17,483 Um, two months ago when uh... that Las Vegas show girl was visiting Brooklyn. 702 00:55:17,513 --> 00:55:20,682 Ah man that Vegas show girl she was a gift from Stumpy La Tierra. 703 00:55:20,712 --> 00:55:23,516 And the boss gave her to Revella who did her himself. 704 00:55:23,546 --> 00:55:26,283 A broad can get laid by more than one guy. 705 00:55:26,313 --> 00:55:28,273 Yea well how about Annie LeDoux? You remember her? 706 00:55:30,012 --> 00:55:33,216 Annie LeDoux... had a serious case of The Clap, you 707 00:55:33,246 --> 00:55:36,046 know a smart man Confucius say, 'Don't put nose where it don't belong.' 708 00:55:37,678 --> 00:55:39,314 George, will you listen to yourself. 709 00:55:41,213 --> 00:55:43,613 You're using a fortune cookie to defend the boss's manliness. 710 00:55:44,778 --> 00:55:47,298 Look, I know what I know. And The Boss is a straight shooter. 711 00:55:49,078 --> 00:55:52,014 Yea but maybe there's something there. 712 00:55:52,044 --> 00:55:54,347 Deep down, you know something waiting to surface. 713 00:55:55,945 --> 00:55:57,847 And one day, he changes. 714 00:56:01,044 --> 00:56:02,379 He ain't gonna change... 715 00:56:04,612 --> 00:56:06,214 And that's the way it is, no more to say! 716 00:56:12,944 --> 00:56:15,182 You worry too much. 717 00:56:15,212 --> 00:56:17,681 Well I wouldn't worry if the wedding 718 00:56:17,711 --> 00:56:20,547 was next month or next week but it's tomorrow. 719 00:56:20,577 --> 00:56:22,977 There's still time. Frank Briles always completes the job. 720 00:56:24,811 --> 00:56:28,314 Understand? >> Oh... oh, oh... 721 00:56:28,344 --> 00:56:31,547 Mr... Mr. Misunderstood, Mr. Artiste, Mr. Pablo Picasso with a hitman. 722 00:56:34,244 --> 00:56:35,478 I should have known. >> Hey. 723 00:56:36,877 --> 00:56:38,579 Do you know what my kill percentage is? 724 00:56:40,311 --> 00:56:41,831 What do I look like? A statistician? 725 00:56:43,411 --> 00:56:46,680 100% 47 contracts, 47 kills. 726 00:56:49,211 --> 00:56:51,171 It don't get any better than that. >> It couldn't. 727 00:56:52,876 --> 00:56:53,876 I don't think... 728 00:56:55,277 --> 00:56:56,478 Right, Dip. 729 00:56:58,211 --> 00:56:59,345 I have a perfect record. 730 00:57:00,876 --> 00:57:02,716 No arithmetic here, that shit's in the past. 731 00:57:04,511 --> 00:57:06,871 In every case I've ever taken there always comes a break. 732 00:57:10,277 --> 00:57:13,317 Take the example of Robby Castellano the most paranoid gangster of all times. 733 00:57:14,443 --> 00:57:16,323 I mean this guy was just waiting to get whacked. 734 00:57:18,543 --> 00:57:21,213 Kept a piece under his pillow... that was the opening I needed. 735 00:57:23,643 --> 00:57:26,313 I snuck into his house stole the gun, made a small adjustment... 736 00:57:32,476 --> 00:57:34,945 That night I just tapped on the window 737 00:57:34,975 --> 00:57:36,655 and let that fat fuck's paranoia take over. 738 00:57:45,109 --> 00:57:47,812 Don't worry George, I guarantee you the job will be done. 739 00:57:51,042 --> 00:57:55,845 We've got pastrami, salami, turkey, beef tongue, 740 00:57:55,875 --> 00:57:58,945 chicken salad, chicken liver, chopped chicken 741 00:57:58,975 --> 00:58:00,477 Sam, just give us the best. 742 00:58:02,709 --> 00:58:05,812 And make sure there's enough for everybody. 743 00:58:05,842 --> 00:58:09,645 Oh I can do something spectacular but it may cost you a pretty penny. 744 00:58:09,675 --> 00:58:13,812 Ain't nothing too expensive for Glorice's wedding honey. 745 00:58:13,842 --> 00:58:16,282 She's going to be the most beautiful bride in the whole world. 746 00:58:17,042 --> 00:58:18,611 Like a modern day Helen of Troy. 747 00:58:20,809 --> 00:58:24,712 Hey, I got your information right here, how about I have 748 00:58:24,742 --> 00:58:27,612 one of my workers deliver a complete meal over to your 749 00:58:27,642 --> 00:58:29,762 place... salad, main course, the whole works, tonight? 750 00:58:31,309 --> 00:58:32,410 About six 751 00:58:34,209 --> 00:58:35,489 I'll be looking forward to it. 752 00:58:43,741 --> 00:58:45,410 How you doing this wonderful day! 753 00:58:46,509 --> 00:58:48,644 Roast beef on rye. 754 00:58:50,209 --> 00:58:51,209 Make it bloody. 755 00:59:01,908 --> 00:59:03,710 George... I caught a break. 756 00:59:04,574 --> 00:59:05,574 And? 757 00:59:07,508 --> 00:59:09,508 Six o'clock tonight your problem will be solved. 758 00:59:12,073 --> 00:59:14,776 I hope so. I'm getting tired of this fucking sauna. 759 00:59:21,241 --> 00:59:22,909 Let me get that for you. 760 00:59:32,973 --> 00:59:33,973 Thank you. 761 00:59:36,007 --> 00:59:37,927 I wanna congratulate you on your win tomorrow. 762 00:59:39,040 --> 00:59:41,477 You are coming aren't you? 763 00:59:41,507 --> 00:59:43,747 Oh I wouldn't miss it for the world. I'm the best man. 764 00:59:45,373 --> 00:59:46,973 Is something wrong? Why you asking? 765 00:59:48,208 --> 00:59:49,442 Well you're smiling. 766 00:59:51,573 --> 00:59:54,210 George is so bad he smiles when there's something wrong? 767 00:59:55,707 --> 00:59:56,741 I have an idea. 768 01:00:02,940 --> 01:00:03,940 The good stuff. 769 01:00:13,106 --> 01:00:14,106 A toast. 770 01:00:16,139 --> 01:00:17,241 To what? 771 01:00:18,573 --> 01:00:20,509 To uh... your wedding 772 01:00:22,072 --> 01:00:23,641 to my promotion... 773 01:00:25,672 --> 01:00:26,672 To us. 774 01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:29,960 George, why aren't you being a jerk? 775 01:00:31,706 --> 01:00:34,509 That was the old negative George, 776 01:00:34,539 --> 01:00:36,219 now I know everything works out in the end. 777 01:00:37,106 --> 01:00:38,608 What's meant to be is meant to be. 778 01:00:40,939 --> 01:00:42,208 That's beautiful. 779 01:00:44,239 --> 01:00:45,239 Salud. 780 01:00:59,971 --> 01:01:01,771 Who is it? Delivery from Friendly Sam's. 781 01:01:03,206 --> 01:01:04,373 Oh just a second. 782 01:01:09,838 --> 01:01:11,807 Thank you for coming. Yes, mam. 783 01:01:20,638 --> 01:01:22,919 There you go. >> Thank you, would you sign here please? 784 01:01:24,738 --> 01:01:26,978 Do I know you from somewhere? Uh, I don't think so. 785 01:01:28,638 --> 01:01:30,207 Uh, put the date in there please. 786 01:01:32,605 --> 01:01:34,873 I know, I know you. Maybe from the deli. 787 01:01:37,238 --> 01:01:39,207 No not that. You seem so familiar. 788 01:01:40,971 --> 01:01:42,240 I got it! 789 01:01:45,104 --> 01:01:47,024 Frank's the name, but I don't have any nieces. 790 01:01:49,571 --> 01:01:51,291 Oh well I used to be one of your nephews. 791 01:01:52,538 --> 01:01:53,839 It's me Gary, Gary Calshime. 792 01:01:55,371 --> 01:01:56,691 I don't buy it lady. Googoo. 793 01:01:58,471 --> 01:02:00,191 Excuse me? You used to call me Googoo. 794 01:02:01,837 --> 01:02:04,874 You took me to the Dodger games, you taught me. 795 01:02:04,904 --> 01:02:07,104 "Take me out to the ball game, take me out to the park." 796 01:02:09,770 --> 01:02:10,770 Googoo! 797 01:02:11,637 --> 01:02:12,637 It is you! 798 01:02:27,537 --> 01:02:29,739 Oh! Oh! Here he is! 799 01:02:32,437 --> 01:02:33,838 The hired help. The contract killer. 800 01:02:36,936 --> 01:02:39,206 Grim Reaper. >> Michelangelo of the murderers. 801 01:02:40,204 --> 01:02:41,471 George, I gotta talk to you. 802 01:02:43,304 --> 01:02:45,706 Have some bubbly. George, listen to me. 803 01:02:45,736 --> 01:02:47,873 You're going to relax! George, there was a problem! 804 01:02:47,903 --> 01:02:50,407 Who is painful? 805 01:02:50,437 --> 01:02:54,308 Let's say I'm only 98% effective now but there's a good side to this. 806 01:02:56,869 --> 01:02:59,772 I got what you call... a money back guarantee. 807 01:03:09,903 --> 01:03:11,638 George, take it easy. 808 01:03:13,803 --> 01:03:15,883 George, somebody could get hurt. >> I'll kill you! 809 01:03:16,936 --> 01:03:17,936 But I don't fuck up! 810 01:03:21,002 --> 01:03:22,002 Fucker. 811 01:03:38,068 --> 01:03:40,108 Mr. George Gianfranco, put your hands in the air! 812 01:03:43,035 --> 01:03:44,504 Now take a step forward, slowly! 813 01:03:45,868 --> 01:03:46,868 Now tough guy! 814 01:03:49,203 --> 01:03:50,173 Ooh, my balls! 815 01:03:50,203 --> 01:03:51,203 My balls! 816 01:03:53,002 --> 01:03:55,905 You should have thought of your fucking balls 817 01:03:55,935 --> 01:03:57,855 before you put your piece in the back of my head. 818 01:04:05,402 --> 01:04:06,803 Don't shoot, don't shoot! 819 01:04:09,335 --> 01:04:11,937 Don't shoot, don't shoot? Why? You gonna take my birthday away? 820 01:04:11,967 --> 01:04:13,847 You'll go straight to the chair in Sing Sing. 821 01:04:14,768 --> 01:04:15,768 For what? 822 01:04:18,901 --> 01:04:21,421 Hey, hey I don't mean to hurry you but I got a wedding to go to. 823 01:04:22,801 --> 01:04:24,403 Sgt. Mark Ellesberry, draft detective. 824 01:04:27,001 --> 01:04:30,161 United States Navy. You shoot a federal agent and you'll get the chair for sure. 825 01:04:31,502 --> 01:04:32,869 What do you want from me? 826 01:04:34,567 --> 01:04:37,537 George Gianfranco, Brooklyn, 827 01:04:37,567 --> 01:04:39,727 wanted for evading service with the United States Navy. 828 01:04:41,834 --> 01:04:44,474 Hey I went for my physical two years ago and I was classified 4F. 829 01:04:45,067 --> 01:04:46,067 For what! 830 01:04:48,901 --> 01:04:49,901 Flat feet. 831 01:04:50,634 --> 01:04:51,634 What? 832 01:04:53,034 --> 01:04:54,034 Flat feet! 833 01:04:56,834 --> 01:04:57,835 Well! 834 01:05:00,367 --> 01:05:03,407 I don't believe it, you wanna see 'em? >> Draft dodging is a serious crime! 835 01:05:04,100 --> 01:05:05,100 Alright already. 836 01:05:11,234 --> 01:05:12,335 Oh... oh, ok. 837 01:05:13,833 --> 01:05:15,537 Well it ain't a flower it's a flat foot! 838 01:05:15,567 --> 01:05:17,271 Alright, put 'em away! 839 01:05:17,301 --> 01:05:18,435 Ok. Ok. 840 01:05:23,501 --> 01:05:26,021 Right, sir. Well I think we can straighten this whole thing out. 841 01:05:27,301 --> 01:05:28,301 You better. 842 01:05:29,700 --> 01:05:30,700 Gun, please. 843 01:05:33,500 --> 01:05:36,171 Oh, uh, one more thing. I need to know if you recognize 844 01:05:36,201 --> 01:05:37,602 any more of the suspects in my book. 845 01:05:39,333 --> 01:05:41,570 Hey, do I look like a rat to you? 846 01:05:41,600 --> 01:05:43,770 You know we might have to go before 847 01:05:43,800 --> 01:05:45,560 the judge to straighten this whole thing out. 848 01:05:46,733 --> 01:05:48,053 Alright, I got you. Alright. 849 01:05:48,833 --> 01:05:49,833 No. 850 01:05:51,266 --> 01:05:52,266 No. 851 01:05:53,533 --> 01:05:54,533 No. 852 01:05:55,500 --> 01:05:56,500 No. 853 01:05:57,800 --> 01:05:58,800 N... 854 01:06:14,266 --> 01:06:15,301 What's the rap? 855 01:06:28,065 --> 01:06:29,234 Good luck Mr. Aorta! 856 01:06:38,998 --> 01:06:41,734 The recipe... for all great marriages is the same. 857 01:06:45,632 --> 01:06:47,567 It contains two very special ingredients. 858 01:06:49,432 --> 01:06:50,500 A man and a woman. 859 01:06:53,432 --> 01:06:56,502 Those two ingredients are necessary for the recipe to work! 860 01:06:58,864 --> 01:07:00,766 Without them you don't have anything at all! 861 01:07:05,998 --> 01:07:07,500 Now.. Today. 862 01:07:09,798 --> 01:07:13,902 I will be the cook for the recipe of Aorta pie. 863 01:07:20,964 --> 01:07:23,767 I offer those those uh... of you who don't understand my metaphor. 864 01:07:26,731 --> 01:07:29,501 I will officiate the marriage of Joseph Carlo Aorta, 865 01:07:32,764 --> 01:07:37,369 and Glorice Pearl... uh... Coushime. 866 01:07:43,030 --> 01:07:46,767 Now, let's all rise... and welcome the beautiful bride. 867 01:08:31,430 --> 01:08:32,631 Mr. Joseph Aorta? 868 01:09:09,562 --> 01:09:12,432 Ladies and gentleman, Glorice and I would 869 01:09:12,462 --> 01:09:14,142 like to thank everybody for coming today... 870 01:09:16,396 --> 01:09:18,931 Glorice had a family emergency so the 871 01:09:18,961 --> 01:09:20,681 marriage will not be performed at this time. 872 01:09:23,196 --> 01:09:25,676 We will however be rescheduling the wedding in the near future. 873 01:09:28,028 --> 01:09:29,028 Sorry. 874 01:09:30,229 --> 01:09:31,229 Thanks for coming. 875 01:09:35,928 --> 01:09:38,209 I don't know... maybe her mother passed away or something. 876 01:09:40,196 --> 01:09:41,230 Things happen. 877 01:09:43,361 --> 01:09:44,429 Yea, what's the point? 878 01:09:45,728 --> 01:09:47,197 You might as well know the truth. 879 01:09:48,028 --> 01:09:49,028 Boss? 880 01:09:56,027 --> 01:09:59,731 Dear Joey, I'm afraid I cannot marry you because I have found another man. 881 01:10:06,261 --> 01:10:07,741 I'm leaving Brooklyn forever, Glorice. 882 01:10:10,228 --> 01:10:13,164 G... B... A... G... L... 883 01:10:14,894 --> 01:10:15,895 Wait, what's GBAGL? 884 01:10:18,960 --> 01:10:21,431 It's goodbye and good luck. 885 01:10:21,461 --> 01:10:24,030 You know she probably didn't have enough money for the 886 01:10:24,060 --> 01:10:25,900 telegram so she shortened the ending. You know? 887 01:10:27,228 --> 01:10:29,330 Who do you think the guy is? 888 01:10:29,360 --> 01:10:30,361 It's not important. 889 01:10:32,527 --> 01:10:35,129 What's important is... is you go on, you find another woman. 890 01:10:37,060 --> 01:10:38,629 Hey... you deserve better. 891 01:10:42,994 --> 01:10:43,994 C'mere. 892 01:10:48,093 --> 01:10:49,395 You're a true friend Gianfranco. 893 01:10:58,660 --> 01:11:01,630 I gotta tell you Dip, I used to think happy endings was 894 01:11:01,660 --> 01:11:03,220 just for the pictures not for real life. 895 01:11:05,327 --> 01:11:07,330 I guess things worked out ok, huh Georgie boy? 896 01:11:07,360 --> 01:11:08,361 Ok? Try fantastic. 897 01:11:10,494 --> 01:11:13,663 I'm gonna be conciliary of Brooklyn, you'll be my assistant 898 01:11:13,693 --> 01:11:16,696 by next week and due to my handiwork with that fucking 899 01:11:16,726 --> 01:11:19,963 draft detective, Glorice is gonna be spending a stint in the 900 01:11:19,993 --> 01:11:23,363 US Navy... maybe it will make a man out of her. 901 01:11:26,193 --> 01:11:27,263 Cheers. 902 01:11:27,293 --> 01:11:28,563 Cheers. 903 01:11:28,593 --> 01:11:29,593 To Glorice. 904 01:11:30,993 --> 01:11:32,328 Wherever he or she may be. 905 01:11:39,992 --> 01:11:41,760 Oh woops... nature calls. 906 01:11:44,693 --> 01:11:46,261 Taking wee willy winky for a walk? 907 01:11:49,858 --> 01:11:51,327 I'll be back in a Flash... Gordon. 908 01:12:17,592 --> 01:12:19,472 Hey cream puff what the fuck are you looking at? 909 01:12:26,024 --> 01:12:28,627 Since when did pissing become a... spectator sport? 910 01:12:32,458 --> 01:12:36,762 You know I... I'd like to join uh... whatever club you're in but uh. 911 01:12:39,192 --> 01:12:40,193 I gotta run. 912 01:12:43,358 --> 01:12:44,426 Oh that didn't hurt. 913 01:12:45,824 --> 01:12:46,824 That hurt. 914 01:12:51,524 --> 01:12:52,725 That's enough boys. 915 01:12:56,891 --> 01:12:58,459 You're back. 916 01:13:14,056 --> 01:13:15,056 George? 917 01:13:20,724 --> 01:13:21,724 George! 918 01:13:25,090 --> 01:13:26,090 George... 919 01:13:27,691 --> 01:13:28,691 Are you ok? 920 01:13:30,790 --> 01:13:32,892 Get your big fat ugly mug outta my face. 921 01:13:40,723 --> 01:13:41,723 George... 922 01:13:42,224 --> 01:13:43,225 What happened! 923 01:13:45,257 --> 01:13:46,325 Where's Glorice? 924 01:13:47,856 --> 01:13:49,776 I don't know... I thought she was in the Navy. 925 01:13:54,590 --> 01:13:55,590 George? 926 01:14:03,856 --> 01:14:04,856 Nice toss, Boss! 927 01:14:07,923 --> 01:14:08,923 Who was it? 928 01:14:11,190 --> 01:14:13,310 It was nobody, Joey I just got nervous. That's all. 929 01:14:15,190 --> 01:14:17,471 I was nervous too! But I didn't leave you at the alter. 930 01:14:19,656 --> 01:14:21,656 I don't know how I can ever make it up to you. 931 01:14:23,055 --> 01:14:25,135 I could think of a thing or two actually. >> Stop it! 932 01:14:26,490 --> 01:14:27,890 How do I know you won't do it again? 933 01:14:29,589 --> 01:14:31,524 Leave me up there facing everybody I know. 934 01:14:33,022 --> 01:14:34,742 I won't I promise. But how can I know? 935 01:14:36,190 --> 01:14:37,291 We get married now. 936 01:14:39,190 --> 01:14:41,259 You mean today? I mean right now. 937 01:14:41,289 --> 01:14:43,089 We go straight to the church and Father Doyle. 938 01:14:46,255 --> 01:14:47,255 I don't think so. 939 01:14:49,889 --> 01:14:51,291 Then we go on our honeymoon. 940 01:14:53,189 --> 01:14:54,556 And you know what we can do then... 941 01:15:09,088 --> 01:15:10,523 Gianfranco, glad you made it. 942 01:15:12,888 --> 01:15:14,791 I wouldn't miss it for the world. What happened to your face? 943 01:15:14,821 --> 01:15:16,024 What? 944 01:15:16,054 --> 01:15:17,624 Your face! 945 01:15:17,654 --> 01:15:19,924 Oh this? >> Yea that. 946 01:15:19,954 --> 01:15:24,225 Oh I uh... I uh... I went to the racetrack, I saw this great 947 01:15:24,255 --> 01:15:27,725 horse, 3:1 shot, I stood behind it... it reared up, kicked me in the face. 948 01:15:29,954 --> 01:15:30,954 Boss... 949 01:15:33,721 --> 01:15:35,290 Where's the beautiful bride to be? 950 01:15:47,053 --> 01:15:48,189 Good day Sister. 951 01:15:55,987 --> 01:15:58,748 Nice outfit, George. A little conservative but it looks good on you. 952 01:16:08,853 --> 01:16:11,373 This is the end, Glorice, I don't wanna do it but you made me. 953 01:16:13,020 --> 01:16:15,557 I'm making you kill me? 954 01:16:15,587 --> 01:16:17,707 Please, at least be honest about what you're gonna do. 955 01:16:19,188 --> 01:16:21,548 You're telling me about honesty. Your whole life is a lie! 956 01:16:22,220 --> 01:16:23,220 Why? 957 01:16:23,653 --> 01:16:24,653 Why! 958 01:16:26,620 --> 01:16:29,290 Because... you got, you know... and you dress like a woman. 959 01:16:32,187 --> 01:16:34,690 Well so are you. >> Well I had to to get past your goons! 960 01:16:34,720 --> 01:16:37,490 The only reason for my body guards is 961 01:16:37,520 --> 01:16:39,723 because you turned me into the draft police! 962 01:16:39,753 --> 01:16:41,753 I turned you in because you wanna marry my boss. 963 01:16:43,187 --> 01:16:44,888 Why can't I marry who I want? 964 01:16:46,687 --> 01:16:47,989 Because. 965 01:16:48,019 --> 01:16:49,257 Why? >> Because! 966 01:16:49,287 --> 01:16:50,288 Why? >> Because! 967 01:16:55,852 --> 01:16:56,852 He's not right for you. 968 01:16:59,187 --> 01:17:00,188 Well who is, George? 969 01:17:24,786 --> 01:17:26,466 Glorice in there? Yea, with some nun. 970 01:17:27,719 --> 01:17:28,719 A nun? 971 01:17:34,918 --> 01:17:36,758 What the fuck! Oh boss, no I can explain. 972 01:17:39,186 --> 01:17:40,706 I can't believe it! Joey, please. 973 01:17:41,552 --> 01:17:43,188 My best friend and my fiance? 974 01:17:45,018 --> 01:17:47,356 You must be the other man from the telegram. 975 01:17:47,386 --> 01:17:48,826 No! No! I'm not! I trusted you! 976 01:17:50,319 --> 01:17:51,620 Nobody does this to Joe Aorta. 977 01:17:54,951 --> 01:17:55,951 Give me your piece. 978 01:18:00,985 --> 01:18:04,025 Now what do you gotta say for yourself you miserable ungrateful little prick? 979 01:18:05,218 --> 01:18:06,898 It's true Mr. Aorta, I stole your woman. 980 01:18:08,251 --> 01:18:09,251 So shoot me. 981 01:18:11,485 --> 01:18:13,925 But don't hurt Glorice, it was my idea. She did nothing wrong. 982 01:18:14,818 --> 01:18:16,887 Joey, wait. Glorice, please. 983 01:18:16,917 --> 01:18:18,319 This is between George and me. 984 01:18:20,385 --> 01:18:22,145 I think there's something you should know. 985 01:18:27,351 --> 01:18:28,386 What the... 986 01:18:31,850 --> 01:18:32,850 You set me... but you! 987 01:18:34,485 --> 01:18:35,485 But you! 988 01:18:36,884 --> 01:18:37,884 And then you! 989 01:18:39,084 --> 01:18:40,084 In the car! 990 01:19:00,350 --> 01:19:04,821 E nomini patri... e fili... espiritu santi. 991 01:19:18,184 --> 01:19:21,886 It's uh... rather unfortunate we are gathered here today 992 01:19:21,916 --> 01:19:25,487 to bury our friend Mr. Joseph Carlo Aorta. 993 01:19:29,049 --> 01:19:31,786 I was there when our boss breathed his last breath. 994 01:19:33,783 --> 01:19:35,418 There was nothing I could do to save him. 995 01:19:36,949 --> 01:19:39,519 All I could do was hold him in my arms, 996 01:19:41,316 --> 01:19:42,617 and listen to his final words. 997 01:19:46,249 --> 01:19:49,186 And he said to me, George 998 01:19:52,349 --> 01:19:53,617 it's your turn. 999 01:19:56,383 --> 01:19:57,517 Take care of the men 1000 01:20:00,048 --> 01:20:01,048 take care of yourself, 1001 01:20:04,149 --> 01:20:05,149 but most of all 1002 01:20:09,115 --> 01:20:10,450 take care of this beautiful woman. 1003 01:20:12,316 --> 01:20:14,518 I know... nobody 1004 01:20:16,483 --> 01:20:18,585 could fill the shoes of this wonderful man, 1005 01:20:20,948 --> 01:20:22,284 but I'm gonna do my best. 1006 01:20:25,382 --> 01:20:26,483 Goodbye Mr. Aorta.